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Top Ten signs your crew has a bad official

As a tribute to our dear television friend David Letterman, here is a Football Zebras inspired Top Ten list.

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska; top ten signs your crew has a bad official.

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As a tribute to our dear television friend David Letterman, here is a Football Zebras inspired Top Ten list.

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska; top ten signs your crew has a bad official. Here we go …

10. He has all the penalties written on his arms

9. He says he gets more calls right watching the games at home

8. His last football job was the Left Shark in Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show

7. During a timeout, he faces the corner

6. After a player slaps a teammate’s butt, he says “Alright, now it’s my turn”

5. He announces penalties in the form of a question

4. After every down, he stops the clock to check the air pressure in the football (hee hee hee)

3. He asks to borrow the chains after the game to take care of some “unfinished business”

2. His locker is covered with pictures of Ed Hochuli

1. When he signals touchdown, he does a Lambeau Leap

 

Ben Austro is the editor and founder of Football Zebras and the author of So You Think You Know Football?: The Armchair Ref's Guide to the Official Rules (on sale now)

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